KIBBLINGS.

Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8755, 17 April 1890, Page 4

KIBBLINGS.

A little nonsonso »o» sad then. Is relished by tbr viseit mon. There is a scheme starting to enable the railway traveller to drop a penny in the Blot and p;et nn electric light to road by. Now, why not drop a coin in the Blot in the theatres, and get a chance to "see a man" wilhont leaving your seat ? That wonld be a popular invention with those who sit on the outside seats. " Sure," said Patrick, robbing his head with delight ai the prospect of a present from his employer, " I always mane to do my duty." "I believe you," replied his employer, ''and, therefore, I shall make you a pry«( ut ot" all you have stolen from me duri'iij the year. " Thank, yer honour," replied Pat ; '"and may all jonr friends aad acquaintances trate yon as liberally." 6eor^t< : " Now look here. Georginna, 1 can't stand this any longer. You trtat mo ns though I were a dog." Oeor<*iana : " Why, Oeor^' , what do yon mean? Pray, explain jonrseh, nir." George : "Haven't you Rppt me on the string for the last five years ?" A gentleman's wife had a photograph taken as a (.resent to her husbund, but when he saw it he complained about the expression ot the month. " But,"' said the photographer, '"that it exactly like her mouth in r pnse." •' Well, that accounts for i f , said tbti huebaid ; " I never saw it that wiy buf on ."