KIBBLINGS.
A littto nonsense »ow and then. Ta relished by th# wleeat men. It is said that smacking the lips is a vulgar habit. Much depends en whose lips are smacked. " No," said the boodle alderman, " I shall not lend rcy vote to such a thieving scheme." And he didn't lend it. He sold it. Unhappy Stone. — Diamond (to sapphire) : Yon seem to bo iv a bad humour to-day. Sapphire : Yes, lam very blue. When a mm is youns; ho thinks to reform tho world, but when he gets older he is quite satisfied if he is able to reform himself. She (between tho acts) : Where are you'going ? Ho : Out to sco a man for a moment. She : Is ho going to buy it, or are you ? How the Boy Viewed it : Lot's get some o' them apples. I don't want any o' then). They let yer take 'em. Come on down to Bankers's an' steal some o' his. A beautiful Opportunity.—" Last week I had such pain all over roe. It was terrible. I tell you, a doctor might have made his fortune out of me then." Yes, dear, tho captain of a vessel sometimes stands on a t°ck, but he doesn't tear around and say naughty words and do a war danco that would make a Choctaw blush.
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8738, 26 March 1890, Page 4
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