KIBBLINGS.
A little Honsanse mow and thea. Ti relished by tho wifMt »m.
A pretty girl may be bo fully occupiod with being beautiful as aoc to have time to be agreeable. A pupil was aiked, "What is the highest form of animal life?" "The giraffe," was the immediate response. As long na a man can asiign the property of hiß creditors over to his wife marriage is not wholly a failure. Stranger : " Will you teU me, sir, if I am half-way to Kilmore ?" Irishman : " Faith, nn' I will, if you will tell me where you started from." Lady : "And your name?" Wonld-be-uervant: "Smith, ma'am." Lady: "I can't engage you, I fear you have altogether too many relatives." Mr Alert : " What a nice figure Miss Stiles has." Miss Sourly : " Ob, yes. Her dressmaker says it is no trouble at all to build on it, it is so angular." Tubbs : " I flatter myHelf that honesty is printed on my face " Grubbs : "Well — «r — yes, perhaps — with some allownnoo for typographical errors." Artist: "I am thinking serioualy of presenting one of my paintings to some public institution* Which one would you suggest ?" Candic Friend : " The Blind Asylum-"
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 8534, 26 July 1889, Page 4
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195KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 8534, 26 July 1889, Page 4
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