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THE BABY AND THE TACK.

I threw the buby into the air, It fell to earth, I knew not where, For who, with a tack in his foot at night, Can follow a baby in its flight ? I breathed a swear word into the air, My wife was by, I did not care ; For who that has ever stepped on a tack, Has tried to keep a swear word back. A minute afterwards, in a cloak They wrapped the baby, still anbroke, And the swear word from boginuicg to end, Was told to my wife's most intimate friend.

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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 8533, 25 July 1889, Page 4

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THE BABY AND THE TACK. Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 8533, 25 July 1889, Page 4

THE BABY AND THE TACK. Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 8533, 25 July 1889, Page 4