SMILERS.

Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXVII, Issue 8269, 15 September 1888, Page 4

SMILERS.

The dearest object to a man should be his wife but it is not infrequently her clothes. The braveit boy will quail when he appears in public for the first time after he has had his hair cut by his mother. Barber (to customer) : " You are quite bald, sir." Customer (who isn't conversationally inclined) : " Yes, I was born that way." A roan has invented a chair that can be adjusted to 800 different position!. It is designed for a boy to ait in when he Dai bis hair cut. The man who is looking for something to do rarely finds anything ; but if he in willing to do anything, he can always find something. A girl stPed a man for breach of promise, and proved him such a scoundrel that the jury decided that she ought to pay him something for not marrying her. A phrenologist says that "' fullness under the eye denotes language." When the fullness is caused by another man's fist it denotes very bad language, generally. A tall man having rallied a friend on tbe' shortness of his legs, the friend replied, "'My lega reach the ground — what nioio can yours do 7"