MIRTHFUL MORSELS.
Caution to the ladies — A silk dress should never be satin. All should marry. Every I should have another I. One eye sees hut half the world. Beer fills many a bottle, and the bottle many a bier. Hairy Advance of Position. — From dangling at a horse's tail to dallying on a fairy's neck in a ■waterfall. Man is a mister, and woman a mystery. Irish Toast. — " And may he live to eat the hen that scratches over his grave." Benjamin, when he parted with Davis, said, " We're going to the same place, —I to Europe and you to your rope." Needed at Saratoga — The lied Sea, to destroy Faro and all his hosts. Mrs. Partington cannot understand how quick-silver in a tube can make hot weather by going up a little. What is the difference between a gauze dress and a drawn tooth ? One is too thin and the other tooth out. Lawyers' mouth, like turnpike gates, open for pay. What notes interest you most ? Those where eaily falls the due. Which is the best belle-metal ? Tin.
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXVIII, Issue 3563, 12 October 1880, Page 4
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180MIRTHFUL MORSELS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XXVIII, Issue 3563, 12 October 1880, Page 4
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