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Temuka Leader, Issue 1246, 30 September 1884, Page 3

SKINNY Men, —“Wells’ H.0.1U1 R newer," restores health and vigor, cu/e? Dyspepsia, Impotence, Debility. At Druggi-iis. Konp fchorne, Prssser and Go, Agei.is, Christchurch 1 “ In time I’ll give you a summerset,” Does the clerK of the weather sing, “ But Just at present I am giving you An example of backward spring.” Don’t Die in the House. —‘‘Rough on Bats ” clears out rats, mice, beetles, roaches, bed bugs, flies, ants, insects, moles, jackrabbits, gophers. Kempthorne, Prosser and do., Christchurch. 1 A school teacher had a great deal of trouble in making a boy understand bis lesson, and when he finally succeeded ho drew a long breath, and said, “ Well, if it wasn’t for me you’d be the biggest donkey in this town.” Wise Folly.—“ For ten years my wife was confined to her bed with such a complication of ailments that no doctor could tell what was the matter or cure her, and I used up a small fortune in humbug stuff. Six months ago I saw an American Flag with Hop Bitters on it, and I thought I would be a fool once more. I tried it, but my folly proved to be wisdom. Two bottles cured her, she is now as well and strong as any man’s wife, and it cost me only two dollars.” — H.W., Detroit, Mich; Bead Advt. Holloway’s Piles,—lnvalids distracted by indigestion and discouraged in their search for its remedy should take a trial of this never-failing medicine. A lady, long a martyr to dyspeptic tortures, writes that Holloway’s Pills made her feel as if a burden had been taken off her. Her spirits, formerly low, have greatly improved ; her capricious appetite has given place to a healthy hunger ; her dull, sick headache has departed, and gradually so marvellous a change has been effected, that she is altogether a new creature, and again fit for her duties. These Pills may be administered with safety to the most delicate. _ They never act harshly, nor do they ever induce weakness ; they rightly direct deranged, and i control excessive, action.