MISCELLANEOUS.

Temuka Leader, Issue 1208, 24 July 1884, Page 3

MISCELLANEOUS.

The grasshopper has one hundred and twenty times the kicking power of a man taking size into account. What a failure man is when you come to thick it over. A woman who was not a teetotaller once walking with her husband remarked that it rained, for she had just got “ a drop in her eye.” “Nay, ray dear,” said her husband, “that you got before you left home.” « BtrOHTJ-PAißA.”—Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. At Druggists. Kempthorno, Proa* aer & do., Agents, Christchurch. 2 There is more money spent for rum in this country than there is for flour, and yet people howl every time flour goes up and don’t bother themselves about the whisky that goes down. " Rough oh Rats.”—Clears out rata, mies, roaches, flies, ants, bed-bng», battler, insects, skunks, jack-rabbits, gophers. Druggists Kempthorne, Prosser & Co , Agents, Christchurch. . 2 Nothing liks truthfulness in a vendor. Recently an itinerant bookseller called at a house in Pennsylvania, and after showing several # works unsuccessfully, said, “ Here, sir, is a bible. l irst-rate book ; full of useful information. ” “ Vy, my tear boy,” he said at Long Branch lately, “dare ish no blace Hkh der seasides in Septober ; der air ish fine like silk and der prize at der poarding houses is sheeper dan living at horn, so dare.” “Young Achilles” wants to know if “ we think cigarette smoking is injurious to the brain 1” “Oh, no, not a bit of it, ‘ Young Achilles.’ No man with brains enough to hurl will be guilty of smoking them.” Decline or MAN. — Nervotr, Weaki ess, Dysper>*i», Impotence, Sexual Debility, cured by “Wells’ Health Benewer ” Dn gifs. Kempthorne, Prosser & Co., Agents, Oh iatchurch. _ 2 A Californian adventurer writes from Mazatlan ;—“ Wo travelled through Mexico without passports, and were treated very wall, except that they stole everything from us they could lay their hands on.” The People Want Pboop —There is no medicine prescribed by physicians or sold by Dmgsi t», that canies such evidence of its soccers and surerior tirtne aa Boachee’e Herman Syrup for severe Coughs, Cold* settled on the breast, Consumption or any disease of the Throat and Lungs. An person affl oted, can get a sample bottle for 6d, and try its superior effect before tujirg the regular s'ze at 3s 6d Its wonderful cures are astonishing everyone that uses it. Three doses will relieve eny case. If you have a-Cough or Cold that will not yield to other remedies try German Syrup and yon will be surprised at the result. It hne cured many cases ofcso-called Consumption which Doctors had given up. It ie sold by all Druggists in the Civilised World.-

Hollow ax’s Tills,-— Wrongs made Eight. Every day thsO uny bodily Buffering is permitted 10 continue render* it more certain to I ecome chronic or dangerous. Holloway's purifying, cooling and strengthening Pills are well adapted f r ary irregularity r f the human body, and slu uld betaken when the stomach is disordered, the liver deranged, the kidneys inactive, the bo at 1b torpid, or the brain muddled. With this medicine every invalid nan cure himself, and Mv ■ » wbr> are weak and infirm through impet'ec indigestion may mnke themselves strung and stout by Holloway’* excellent Pills. A fev doses of them usually mitigate the most Gainful aymptoms caused by undiges'od food from which they thoroughly free the alimentary canal and completely restore its natural power and action.