JOKES.
Newwedd: My wife likes coffee for breakfast, while I like tea. Longwedd: You’ll soon get used to coffee. Fair dancing partner:' Do you find it difficult to keep in time? He: No, but the wretched music puts me out of time. (Sent by Claire Grinlinton.) CAUGHT. ' Bobby, to Jack: Caught anything? Jack, after fruitless day in the rain: Bobby: I thought you wouldnt. That pond was not there yesterday. (Sent by Bell Waller.) ’ A CLEVER GIRL. Edna: My little sister, who is seven years old,” is in the top class of the infants. „ r . , Jean: That’s nothing. My sister can spell her name backwards, and she is only five years old. Edna; What is her name? Jean: Anna. (Sent by Bell Waller.)
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Taranaki Daily News, 17 October 1931, Page 20 (Supplement)
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123JOKES. Taranaki Daily News, 17 October 1931, Page 20 (Supplement)
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