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Jones.- “I. want you to see my new card table.” . ■ . • ( . . Smith: “All right. Give me the address of the place you got it froip.’’ Jones: “What for?” , Smith: .‘Tf they’ve got the same/hing it won’t cost me' l so much to loolc-ab it there.” • ; * . STUCK TO HIS POST. It was the final race, of the day, and as the jockey led in the last horse he was metsby a very enraged owner. “You’re a fine jockey,” expostula’ed the latter. ’“Why didn’t you follow my instructions? I distinctly told you to come aWay with a rush from the corner.” . The unfortunate youth bowed his Jiead sadly. “Well, sir,” he explained after a while, “I tried my best, Ijut I. didn’t like to come away without the horse.”
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Taranaki Daily News, 20 December 1930, Page 21 (Supplement)
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127CHEAPER. Taranaki Daily News, 20 December 1930, Page 21 (Supplement)
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