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Taranaki Daily News, 17 December 1926, Page 2 (Supplement)

“When I had asked my secretary to call up Fulham Palat-fe the other day,” said a journalist I know, “I asked if 1 could speak to the bishop.” ‘“What bishop?’ demanded someone at the other end of the telephone. “The Bishop of London,” f explained, “Isn't that Fulham Palace j” “'No,’ Was the answer. ‘lt's Fulliam Picture Palace.’ ” # ♦ # * “Why do you go on the balcony when I sing? Don’t you wish to hear me?” asked Mrs. Shreek of her husband, who had wandered oilt during tlieir Christmas Eve party, ' “It isn't that.,dear,” replied the brute, “but 1 wahtei^'to hiake it. perfeetly cleat to the neigkbdtft.that I Was Hot beating my wife.”