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"I genoi'jilly say' so help me Bob,7' was the astonishing answer given Ijy a witness at the Magistrate's Court the other morning;, when asked yvhat form of oath was binding upon his conscience. Seeing the Magistrate's manifest surprise., the- witness explained that he thought putting on his bat in the witness-box made the oath binding. He, however, .n-gveed to be sworn upon the Bible, provided he had not to kit;?:, the "nook. :. As the latter practice had been abandoned, the oath was administered in due form, 'witness being sworn with his hat on. ; Perhaps there was-.a stratum of• liorr-o sense in the observation of -a-retur?-^l^ • ■ioluier..on the wharf to reertive hi*. lf.n'te, who arrived at Aiiokkiir'. by the■Turykiriav put forward with, the vivf-J phraseology and •'.• adjectival. adornment: wiiieli military" life cultivates: "This. punky ' speechipaking God-bless-ypn-vou've-served-the-Emnire stunt should be cur ; -right out. What would T-dor I'd play the boys in with a decorated fqrry steamer and two or three hrasr; bands, then warn the public off for three hours, or whatever's a fair .time to get the business side of the arrival over, then drive the boys, with another band, to the Town Hall or Drill Shed. Fall out nnd cut it, for the come-to-ine-arms-darling section, real slap-un little feed with wine or ale (of course in moderation) for the rest. It would br heaps more nopular than lemonade and sandwiches."—"Star." SERIOUS CHANCES. AilE TAKEN'IX NEGLECTING ANY FORM OF SKIN THOUBLE. Any person takes: serious chances who. neglects any sign of skin diseaise,; for skin troubles have a tendency .to spread,. aud there is'also the danger of becoming chronic,'.besides being vejy difficult to ciire. Tlie.'-Safest remedy is i)oan'S: Ointment..; in vising it tliere is no detention iijom daily' ( .occijpatioii iiud the many cures made'by it have made it fa^mcins ail over the world. ALfri; C. McDonough, G7 Washington Road. Nelson, says:-—"For some time a member of my family had a nasty rash on the arm, which was very troublesome and irritating, particularly at night, and during the warm weather. 1 was advised to try Doan'is Ointment, and 1 am clad I acted on the advice, for after a fesv. applications .there was a- decided improvement. I continued with tlie treatment, and before long this wonderful Ointment had effected a perfect cure. I cannot praise Doan's Ointment sv.fiiciently for the good it lias done, a;;d recommend it to everyone suffering from any form of skin aisea.se." Two' years later Mrs. McDonough say's:—"The cure referred to above has n'oved permanent. Not a sign of the ■ash has returned since Doan's Ointiieufc was u?ed over two years ago." < Doan's Ointment is splendid in all liseases of the skin —Eczema, Piles, [-lives. Sores, Insect Bites, Chilblains, etc. It is perfectly safe and ;ery effective. Very often two or :hree pots have cured chronic cases vl'.k-h hnd resisted other remedies for ■ears. Doan's Ointment .is sold by all :hemists and storekeepers at 3-s. per )ot. <m- will be posted on receint of p-rico >y Foster-McClellaii Co., 76 Pitt Street, Sydney. ' But, be sure you get DOAN'S. 3

There is no more luxuriant bush in the Dominion than that of the Urewera Country, traversed by the recent police expedition against Rua (says the Auckland "Star'""''). Every now and then the party would come out of the hv-y^.i recesses "of the forest on to ledges commnnd<ing a nanoramic -.-...view of great jpen vales and valleys. As far as the jyc could reach in all directions, for < rriiles around, the huge. faces of the ••■'inge were thicbly clad with the most "eautiful bush, running from cite lower .alleys up into the sky for thousands of "eet. In many places, Rua and his . 'ollowers had cleared these open vales, jstablishi'iig pas in some of the flattest :nc; putting the others down in gra:>s. Che latter7 was in luxuriant growth, showing'what valuable land there is in - ihe millions of acres tied nix and in Wfaori hands, in this Urewera Country: i L'he timber, also, must be of enormous ] "alae, while in numerous directions ] a here are open spaces large enough to i mild towns uj)on. j

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Colonist, Volume LVII, Issue 14153, 15 April 1916, Page 7

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Page 7 Advertisements Column 3 Colonist, Volume LVII, Issue 14153, 15 April 1916, Page 7

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