HUMOUROUS.

Colonist, Volume LVI, Issue 13420, 18 March 1914, Page 2

HUMOUROUS.

"How do you feel this morning?" asked Barnwell, meeting a well-known Kentucky colonel. "Rotten, sail. How would yo' expect a gentleman to feel in the morning', sah?"—"Everybody's Magazine." "They're six fine sons ye have Casey," said Denis Flaherty to his friend. "They are," replied Casey. "Do ye have any trouble with them?" enquired Denis. "Trouble?" repeated Casey. 'I've never had to raise my hand of one.-of. them, except in self-de-fence. "—"Pall Mall Gazette." "Farm j roducts cost more than they j nsod to." "Yes," replied Mr Corntossel. "When a farmer i& "supposed to know the botanical name of what he's raisin' and' the zoological name of the insect that eats it, and the chemical jutme <>f what will kill it, somebody's got to pay."—"■ Washington Star." "What does you father do for a living?" asked one little girl. "Why," replied the other, "he takes up the collections in church."—"Chicago News." Clergyman : "Do you remember me, my dear?" Small Girl: "I don't 'member your name, but you're the gen'leman mother makes me stay awake an' listen to in church.—"Life."

A T3it Vague.—A burgler, in attempting to enter Wright's store, was shot at by Winfred Rcrdin. The man started to run, the bullet striking him between the fence corner and front gate, -inflicting"a- superficial wound.—. "Butler County (Kentucky) Reformer;' 1 . >'■■.....,