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Colonist, Volume LVI, Issue 13420, 18 March 1914, Page 2

A woman with a little wit gat at a public meeting between a bishop and a rabbi. She. thought she would be clever, and said to the rabbi: "I feel as if I were a. leaf between the Old and New Testaments." "That page, madam" said the rabbi, "is usually &. blank one."

A labourer going through the market place found a fire-shilling pie-ce. Seeing a lawyer q>proaching, lie accosted him ihus^: "Hi, mate, is this a good 'vii?"' "Yes,' it is," .answered the lawyer, pocketing . the five-shilling piece. "Call round at ray office tomorrow with the other one and eight."