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Colonist, Volume LIV, Issue 13360, 8 March 1912, Page 4

A meek looking individual had entered the doctor's room and complained of pains below tho chest, and tho doctor, after examining him all over, said in a most serious voice, "Sir,i I regretto tell you that you havo appendicitis." "I think not, doctor," said the meek looking one. "I am afraid thero is no doubt," answered tho doctor. "But lam certain I have not," reiterated the meek looking one with conviction. "My dear sir," .said the doctor impatiently, "I don't believe you know where your appen,dix is." "Oh, yes, I do, doctor," was the unexpected reply. "It's in a bottle in Dr. Brown's surgery."