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Colonist, Volume LIV, Issue 13359, 7 March 1912, Page 4

Earl Winterton, M.P., who has just gone on a voyage to South Africa for the benefit of his health, has a lively, sense of humour, and has recounted a choice story against himself. Before succeeding to tho earldom he was known as Lord Tumour, under which name he figured in some noisy scenes in the House. A few innaths after his father's death he was thus addressed at dinner by a'fellow-guest: "I ought to know you, but I can't recall your name." "Oh, I am Earl Winterton," was the reply. "Of course, of course," said his neighbour at table. "Why, I havo been confounding you all tho evening with that ass Tumour."

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