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■ A gentleman, who was in the habit of dining daily at a certain restaurant said to the waiter, an Irishman, who attended him:. "Instead of tipping you every day, Pat, I'll give you your tip in a lump sum at the end of the month." "Would you n\ind paying ' me in advance, sirP" askedi the wait- ( er. . "Well, that's rather a strange request," remarked the gentleman. "However, if you are in want of some money now, here's half a crown for : you. But did you distrust me?" "Oh. no sir," grinned Pat, pocketing the half-crown, "but I am lavin' hero to-morrow." .-■;■"•*■ Sprinkle INSECTTBANE on the

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Colonist, Volume LII, Issue 12750, 23 March 1910, Page 3

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Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Colonist, Volume LII, Issue 12750, 23 March 1910, Page 3

Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Colonist, Volume LII, Issue 12750, 23 March 1910, Page 3