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Colonist, Volume LII, Issue 12749, 22 March 1910, Page 4

Kissing tho book no more commands truth from the congenital liar or tho wilfully untruthful than the marriage service deprives the Divorco Court of business. All of which goes to demonstrate that there is no special virtue in a particular form of taking an oath. — Melbourne "Punch." An Irishman and a Canadian judge were one day travelling together through Canada. They were discussing the relative merits of Canada and Ireland, till at last the judge, getting angry at Pat's obstinacy in maintaining the superiority of Ireland, asked, "Now, in real earnest, wouldn't you be a long time in Ireland before you would have the honour of travelling in a first class carriage with a- judge?" "That could bo so," quickly retorted Pat, "and you'd bo a long time in Ireland before they'd make, a judge of you."

A \>i£ is usually kept in every stable in Persia. It is thought its presence if; beneficial to tho health of the horsMllo. Granjean, of Paris, has bequeathed a small annuity during their lifetime to each of her 200 pets. The lady also directed that her executors should pay annuities for tho koep of her many cats as long as any of them should live — and hero is a touch of maidenly prudence — "this not to extend to kittens afterwards born." Unauthorised typewritten postcards bearing the name of a clerk at Nobel's explosives factorj 7 , Waltham Abbey, have been sent out asking tradesmen to send catalogues. in view of his coming marriage.. As a result the unfortunate^ clerk has been inundated with catalogues and canvassers.

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