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Colonist, Volume LI, Issue 12397, 12 November 1908, Page 4

; •'/Mr Joseph H. Ghoate, the famous A'fiiejrican. , lawyer, has the reputatign'of fieing-.one of the wittiest men in'.tfre "States ; though,' on occasion, his humour is spiced with sarcasm. SomeryearS ago ; he took great interest in a 'certain* young .man, the son of a personal irieiidi' and it was Mr Choate's.wisli "that this young fellow should go in : for law. . But the youngster had. an idea that Fate had intended him' to be. a great artist, ( and one day he asked' Mr .Choate to look at some' of his -pictures. [ "I don'twish to go in for the Jaw,'' he said; "for you see. I am wedded to my art.'! "H'm," replied ; Mr Choate, glancing critically at the paintings, "hut my dear young . friend, you need not let. that discourage you— you have ample grounds for a.divorce!" ]

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