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PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES. “Now, sergeant, I am concerned about the quality of the drinking water. What precautions do you take against infection?” “Well, sir, first we boil it—” “Good.” “Then we filter it—” “Excellent.” “And then we drink beer.”

Judge: “Have you ever appeared as a witness in a suit before ? ” Witness: “Oh, yes, Your Honour.” Judge: “What suit was it?” Witness: “My blue serge.”

iSWQTRfig. JfIJ EIEIE § ~ln twelve delicious flavours. Hygienically Y ynJ -j, / packed in cellophane to retain the flavour. \/V

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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3842, 4 December 1936, Page 4

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Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3842, 4 December 1936, Page 4

Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3842, 4 December 1936, Page 4