NECESSARY TEST.
Man (being shaved): Will you please get me a glass of water?Barber:What’s the matter; a little hair in your throat? Man: No; I want to see if my neck leaks.
“I don’t know whether to buy a house or a car.” “Buy a house, get a mortgage on it, and buy a car with the money—then you will have both.” “Sleep well in the country?” “First night I couldn’t sleep at all. After that I hired a farmer- boy to sit in my automobile and blow the horn all night. Then I got along fine.’
Uncle was laying down the law to his young nephew. “Remember, my boy,” he said heavily, “it will pay you to be diligent in your studies. Remember, too, wnat you have learned no one can ever take from you.” The boy nodded “Well,” he replied, “they can’t take from me what I haven’t learned, either, can they?”
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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3841, 2 December 1936, Page 8
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154NECESSARY TEST. Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3841, 2 December 1936, Page 8
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