A certain Kansas farmer was observed by his wife to be unusually pensive. “A penny for your thoughts!” she remarked. “I was thinking, my dear,” he said, “what epitaph I should put on your tombstone.” As his spouse was in perfect health, she naturally resented this undue thoughtfulness. ‘Oh, that's very simple,” she responded briskly. “Just put ‘Wife of the Above.’ ”
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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3822, 16 October 1936, Page 8
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61Page 8 Advertisements Column 2 Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3822, 16 October 1936, Page 8
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