Friend (who had been admiring baby): “Can he walk yet?” Very Rich Mother: “Not yet; but, of course, there will never be any real necessity for him to do much walking.”
Teacher, taking a class of kiddies in general knowledge, asked them what a saddle was, but after much hesitation got no answer. Hoping to coax them, she asled Tommy Smith, “What does your father put on a horse?” “Two shillings each way, miss!”
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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3812, 23 September 1936, Page 6
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