CHICKENS AND TONGUE.
Mrs Jones was entertaining women friepds to tea, and Tommy, who had been well behaved, was in high feaither. “Mja,” he said, as cake was being handed round, “may I have some tongue, please?” “There isn’t any tongue, dear,” replied his mother. “That’s funny,” commented Tommy,, “I heard Dad say there would be plenty of it.”
CONDITION CALLED FOR. A particularly small but very dapper man was walking along a crowded street between two fashionablydressed women. Two urchins who happened to be passing gazed at them and grinned. To the obvious embarrassment of the escort, one of the boys said— Ain't much ham ifi that sandwich, is there, Bill?
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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3800, 26 August 1936, Page 3
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