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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3794, 12 August 1936, Page 7

One day two negroes bought a watch between them. It went wrong, however, and one of them took it to pieces and found a dead fly inside. “No wonder de watch wouldn’t go,” he said. “De engine-driber am dead.” Applicant: Am I bright? Why, I’ve won several magazine puzzle contests. Employer: Yes, but I need a boy who is smart during business hours. Applicant: Well, this was during business hours.

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