The reporter was sent to write up a charity ball. Next day the editor called him to his desk. “Look here, what do you mean by this? ‘Among the most beautiful girls was Horatio Lucian Dingley,’ Why, you crazy idot, old Dingley isn’t a girl —and besides, he’s one of our principal stockholders.” “I can’t help that,” returned the realistic reporter, “that’s where he was.” Lottery tickets and syndicate shares! Fortune still favours who spares and who dares. Patient persistence plus average luck Lifts smiling optimists “ out of the duck.” Lottery tickets and syndicate shares! Bringing relief amid wintertime scares. Jubilant winners for colds can assure—■ Bottles of Woods’ Great Peppertnint Cure!
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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 52, Issue 3756, 15 May 1936, Page 8
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112Page 8 Advertisements Column 2 Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 52, Issue 3756, 15 May 1936, Page 8
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