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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 52, Issue 3756, 15 May 1936, Page 5

Two girl cyclists came into collision the other day, and it turned out that one was a telephone operator and the other a tea shop waitress. Naturally, each of them took no notice of the other’s ring. Mike: What does “not transferable” mean on the ticket? Pat: It means that if you don’t go yourself you won’t be admitted. An Irishman hurried into the pub-lic-house and said to the bartender: “A pint before the row starts.” He drank that up. “Another pint before the row starts.’ He drank that half-way. The bartender asked, “What row?” The Irishman said, “I’ve no money!' Passer-by (to man in pond): However did you come to be in there, my fellow? Man in pond (sarcastically): Well, you see, I threw my cigarette end in here and went to tread on it to put it out. “Mother, do missionaries go to Heaven?” “Why, of course, dear.” “Do cannibals?” “No, I’m afraid they don’t.” “But, mother, if a cannibal eats a missionary he’ll have to go, won’t he?”

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