Wood: You have no idea how easily this pen runs. (He shakes his fountain pen wildly). Forest (as he applies blotting paper to his trousers): Oh, yes; I have an inkling.
Newspaper Reporter (interviewing notorious personage recently released from prison): And then shall I say that you walked forth from the grim gates of prison a free man. Notoriety: No, no, you can’t say that. I had my wife with me!
Shopwalker: Come, come, my man, you have been looking round a longtime without buying. What do you want ? The Man: I’m thinking I want another shopwalker. I’m the owner of this store.
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Te Aroha News, Volume XLI, Issue 6596, 7 May 1925, Page 2
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