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Te Aroha News, Volume XLI, Issue 6408, 30 October 1923, Page 3

Mrs Mcßride: Harry, I was beside myself at the condition you came home in last night. Harry: Yes; it seems to me I did see two of you. * * * Master (discoursing on everyday phrases): Can anyone tell me the real meaning of tertium quid. Bright Pupil, whose Latin is a trifle embryonic: A lawyer’s fee. Hyman: At least once in my life I was glad to be down and out. Lowe: Yes, and when was that? Hyman: After my first trip in an aeroplane. * * * Caller: Excuse me, can I speak to your typist a moment? City man: You can’t. She’s engaged. • Caller: That’s all right—l’m the fellow. * # 'i l Tom: Why were you so determined to kiss that homely cousin of yours? Dick: I wanted to establish a precedent. She has two very pretty sisters.

The U.S.S. Company’s boats always carry Fluenzol and Q-tol in their medicine chests. Q-tol is largeI ly used by engineers and stokers for I burns, bruises, etc.