Wise and Otherwise

Te Aroha News, Volume XXVIII, Issue 14882, 16 October 1912, Page 1

Wise and Otherwise

Every time the baby looks face he smiles, 44 said Mr Meekinsi"Well,’ ” answered .his wife, it may not be exactly polite, but he shows he has a sense of humour.

Mistress (to servant about to be married): “And where did you meet your young man, Mary?” Mary: “Oh, at my uncle’s funeral, mum.” He was the life and soul of the party! |

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