“OUR” CHILDREN
WIDOWER WHO MARRIED A WIDOW A worried-looking man at Willesden Court, London, said that while he was a widower with five children he married a widow with three. “And now there is one more: that is ours,” he added. The Clerk: How many does that make ? The Man: Ten. isn't it? The Clerk: I make it nine. The Man (wearily): I expect you are right. Anyway, we all live together in one house, and the “missus” has now ordered me to turn my little lot out: but I won't do it, so she refuses to with me. The Magistrate: Legally, when she m-rried you she became the mother of your children. They cannot he c'essiTed R 3 “hers” and “yours.” You must both call them “ours.” The Man: Thank you. I will tell hex what you say.
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Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 547, 27 December 1928, Page 7
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