SOME SUGGESTIONS FROM A HUMOURIST.
Gadgets Needed.
Every motor manufacturer is scoking new ideas, and an overseas hu-mouri.-t makes the following suggestions to improve standard equipment. Silencers for all passengers, which will, permit ordinary conversation, but will muffle the speech of an instructive nature. As a safety measure, it will rank with four-wheel brakes. Gags for hikers who are given a lift, and insist on relating their troubles. Neat, morocco leather winkers for women drivers, to be used when driving through a shopping district, A separator which will effectively and positively divorce gin and gas. A gadget that will put out cheap cigars and keep them out. A device that will prevent a car from turning to tho left after a driver has given a right-turn signal. Automatic brake which will operate when the cal’ runs past the red street light. Perhaps the driver will continue on his journey through the windscreen, but who’s going to care?
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Stratford Evening Post, Volume III, Issue 347, 30 April 1935, Page 2
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