What key is the hardest to. turn? Donkey.
What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward? Icicle.
What plant is a letter of the alphabet?
Tea. —PATTY HART.
What is the difference between an orange and a church?
The orange has the peel on the outside, and the church has the peal inside.
How many hairs have I in my head?
None, they are all on the outside.
What goes against a fanner’s grain?
The reaping machine, of course.
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Southland Times, Issue 23816, 13 May 1939, Page 6 (Supplement)
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