Think Twice
1. —Why is a stocking like a mouse? —Because it runs into holes.' 2. —What squeals more than one pig? —Two pigs. 3. —When was beef the highest? —When the cow jumped over the moon. 4. —What is the last thing you do before you go to bed ? —Take your feet off the floor. 5. What goes up when the rain comes down? —Umbrella. —Cousin Willie Shirley.
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Southland Times, Issue 21431, 27 June 1931, Page 18
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69Think Twice Southland Times, Issue 21431, 27 June 1931, Page 18
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