Naturally

Southland Times, Issue 21273, 19 December 1930, Page 18

Naturally

I - “You’ve changed your mind!” ‘‘Well, what’s a mind for?” - “How’s your bank balance?” “What little there is, is good.” “A prig is a man who says the right thing to the wrong people.” “He’s human.” “Yes, I suppose so. He plays golf.” L . < ‘‘l’ve had a little domestic trouble.” “What have you been up to?” “Same as usual. Nothing.’ . “Cook says chicken casserole’s off.” “Why?” “Because the chicken hasn’t come, and we haven’t got a casserole.” Conjurer (at Christmas party): “Suppose you had a box of cigars, but no matches, how could -you light a cigar?” Guest: “I’m sure I don’t know.” '-Why simply take one cigar out of the box; the-box will then be a cigar lighter.”