Laughs
NOT FARE. Conductor: How old is this boy? Lady: Four. Conductor: How old are you sonny? Sonny: Four. Conductor: Well, I’ll let him ride free this time, but I know what he’s going to be when he grows up. Lady: What is he going to be? Conductor: Either a liar or a giant. —Cousin Molly Fell. THE APPEAL: Schoolboy (to engine driver): Say, can you please just black my face for me, ’cos there’s a couple of aunts looking all over the place to kiss me good-bye. —Cousin Molly Fell.
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Southland Times, Issue 20771, 11 May 1929, Page 22
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91Laughs Southland Times, Issue 20771, 11 May 1929, Page 22
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