Think Twice
1— What table has no legs to stand on? —The multiplication table. 2 What is the difference between a baby and a sea-gull? —One is rocked in a cradle, and the other is cradled in a rock. 3 Why ig the sun like a leaf r —Because it rises. 4 What strikes coldest? —A coal strike. 5 What goes to the water with its head down? —A nail in a horses shoe. 6 What is hot the whole year round? —Mustard. 7 What is the best thing for a nigger to do? —Keep dark. —Cousin Snowflake.
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Southland Times, Issue 20538, 14 July 1928, Page 11 (Supplement)
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98Think Twice Southland Times, Issue 20538, 14 July 1928, Page 11 (Supplement)
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