Think Twice
1. —Who was the first man who went round the world ? —The man in the moon. 2. —When is butter like Irish children? —When it is made into little Pats. 3. —What is the difference between a soldier and a fashionable young lady? —One faces the powder and the other powders the face. 4. —What were the first words Adam said to Eve? —Nobody knows. 5. —What is that which no other animal but a cat possesses? —Kittens. —Cousin Rosemary Hooker. 6. —Why is a horse cleverer than a fox? —Because a horse can run when he is in a trap. 7. —Why is Ireland likely to become rich? —Because its capital is always doubling. (Dublin.) —Cousin Edna Lopdell.
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Southland Times, Issue 20014, 30 October 1926, Page 23
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121Think Twice Southland Times, Issue 20014, 30 October 1926, Page 23
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