JUST A PACK OF LIES T I heard a tale the other day j That made me ope’ my eyes; i But said, when I had heard it through, , i Twas just a pack of lies! I To tell me that a jiereon could 1 Get rid of ail ills, | Their headache and their backache, Too. by taking little pills. Determined to find out myself, A bottle I did buy, ’Twas parcelled up quite daintily; 1 took one just to try. And, lo! when I awoke next morn, I really felt quite gay ; The change was most remarkable. So I took one every day. One word of warning I must tell. Before my tale is through— Be sure (Ley're Doctor Morse’s Pills. No other ones will do. Bp if you take my advice, ! You’ll quickly lose that pain, Those magic pills will cure your ills ; And make you well again.
What would you like to be Civil Engineer. Surveyor, Wireless Operator, Accountant, Lawyer. Teacher or Chemist. We can teach you hy correspondence. Send for prospectus. S.C.S. CORRESPONDENCE COLLEGE Box 1573. AUCKLAND. PRINCIPALS: A. W. Short. 8.A.. and G. P. O’Shannassy. Ph. D. i'f7 jifejotcflulyes | Don’t Bother >0 with Patches ! •• ••■ jj When you have a punclure in Tube or Tyre. 4 vulcanise it right away and . I make a Permanent Job. ■i Anyone can do it, anywhere, at any time,—the J§f method is simplicity itself! Many Farmers and saves time and cut* Use “NAZOL” and you won’t keep a bao cold or sore throat above a day or two. Acts like a charm. Get a bottle TC-DkY. - (Advt.l
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Southland Times, Issue 18857, 24 June 1920, Page 6
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