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Southland Times, Issue 14814, 15 December 1900, Page 2 (Supplement)

(Stkanukks visiting Invorcargill— Go to Price and Bulleid's for Useful Presents, just opened. Special shipment Handsome Table Covers, lovely Cushions, Cosies, Chair Backs, Wall Pockets, Satchels. Our <elobrated French Kid Gloves at 2s 6rl, '2s lid, 3s 1 Id, 4s lid are well known to bo the best in town ; also just opened this day another lot of Washing Materials for Blou.ws. Call and see our New Silks at Is 6d, Is lid, 2s 'M, 2s lid. Best variety in town. Prepare for the Hobdays ! o0 Sled Trunks— 6s 6d, 8s 6d, 10s 6d, 12s 6d. Call and see them at Price and Bullcid's, the Cheapest House in Invorcargill for first-class goods at reasonable prices. Guard Against Infection.— The outbreak of any infectious disease usually causes a scare, hut tho public are secure against any epidemic if they use the "K.P." Fluid which is a powerful and safe disinfectant. All chemists and grocers, 9d and Is 6d a bottle A little girl came in her night clothes vtry ewly to her mother one morning, sayiDg Which is worst, mamma, to tell a lie or steal ?' The mother replied that both were so bad she coaldn'b tall whioh was worse. 'Well,' eaid the little one, ' ]>c been thinking a good deal about it, and I've concluded it's worse to lie than to steal. If you steal a thing you can tiko ib baok, 'Jess you've eaten it, and if you've eaten it you can pay for it. Bub— 1 and there was a look of awe iin the little faca— 'a lie ia a lie for ever.'— New Yoik TiibuDO. f He— l conld sic oui herein the moonlight with you alway?. She (sensibly)— No, you oouldr. t ; unless you sat in a moonlight storage Warehonae during the day.' •Amelia, I'll send you the papers every day. 7 No you needn't, Edgar ; I'm going away to build up my health, aid when yen send me papers you always cut alot of things out.' Teacher— Johnny, what do you mean by tearing out '.that page in your geography ? Johnny— l'm only tearing oub this page of Spain's posaesßioae. It's uo good ; she ain't got none ' 'la marriage a failure '.' I should any not !' remarked an Oregon farmer. 'Why, ther's Lucindy, gibs up ia the mornin', milks tix oows, gits breakfast, etarts four children to skew), looks arter the other three, feeds the hen», likewiso the hogs, likewißO tomo motherless. Bbefp j skims twenty pans of milk, washes the clothes, gits dinner, et cc« tery. Think I could hire anybody to do it for what she gits ? Not muoh ? Marrwge, sir, ia a success : » great success ? l)o you know anything ab all about drilling ? asked the wrgeaufc. 'Faith, I know all about) it,' replied tho raw recruit ; ' I wurked in a quarry for money years befoor I j ined rh'»rnoy.' •What, minding the babj?'aaid Northside, aB he entered Manchester's home and found his friend agitating the cradle. 'Y«)B,' replied Manchester, 'I've goo down ti bedrook.' Banker (to crashed tragedian)— No, I haven't s<ei you act ; I have not been iniide a theatre for two years. Crushed tragedian —It's five years since I've been inside a bank. ST GEORGE JAM— Onoe used, always used. AH Owcere

Unnecessary Loss of Time. MrW. S. Whodon, Cashier of the Firt Na.tiuiia.l Bank of Winlerbul, lowa, in a re cent letter mves some experience with a carpenter in his employ that will be of value to other mechanic^. He .says: "I had a carpenter working for me who was obliged to stop work for several days on account of being troubled with diarrhoea. I mentioned to him that I had been similarly troubled and that Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy had cured me. Ho bought a bottle of it from the druggist here and in- , formed me that one doso cured him, and lie is again at luk work," For salo by Macalister and Co,, Chemists.

AUGUSTS FURNITURE FACTORY The A.F.P. esk street Wishes to impress on a discerning public that he holds the largest stot-k of Hoose Furnishings in Invercargill. That's to say something, but it's a fact. Inspection invited. Come to look and stay to buy. *«> .space for quotations, but lowest prices, consistent with good workmanship, guaranteed. NEW DESIGNS OF Suites, Sideboards, Linoleums, Toilet Ware, Basket uhaira and Jap Goods Mew Consignment of the Famous Clegg's Prams and Go-Carte to hand. ADDRESS-64 ESK STREET."" Telephone 94. OUR BUSINESS GROWS. A NOTHER Station has been reached, another niilo stone passed /V in the onward journey of business success. Our new buildup Corner of- LAMBTON QUAY AND WILLIS STREET has been completed, and few people' would recognise the Corner in the splendid building which now stands thereon. We are pushing ahead with the interior fittings, and anticipate completing same at the beginning o December, ready for the reception of a Stock of our World-famed Watches, Jewollery, Clocks, Solid Silver and Silver-plated Good?, Cutlery, Walking Sticks, Leather Goods, in fact everything pertaining to a High class Jewellery Establishment, which in variety and value will surpass anything yet seen in Australasia. EVERYTHING COMES TO HIM WHO WAITS And if you will only delay your buying until we open in December, we Guarantee to Give Such Values as will satisfy the most Exacting. THE SEVERITY OF THE ISSUE MAKES OUR OPPORTUNITY. The success of our Business depends upon our ability to increase the buying capacity of Your Money. SIMPLE, LOGICAL-It is worth Your Thought. Illustrated Catalogues can be had on application to our Auckland Establish nient, 110 & Mti Queen Street. STEWART DAWSON & CO., WATCH MANUFACTURERS, JEWELLERS AND SILVEBSMITHS. Corner Lambton Quay & Willis Street, Wellington. AUCKLAND, SYDNEY, MELBOURNE, PERTH, LONDON.