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Budget and Gutter got Mixed.—She Gracious, John, what a shocking state you clothes are in I Have you been lying in the gutter? He: Jush whatrrh the matter. Mush live,m’ dear; mush make monish somehow. She : Money ! Do you consider the gutter, sir, is the proper place to earn your living ’ He: Mosh decidedly. There’s millions in it. Donsh b’licvc me, ask Shans’lor of ’Xchequer—’sgar ends, you knowShe : ‘There, there, go to bed ! And take your money with you. Actor —I have played Hamlet! FriendYes, so I believe. For one night I

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Southland Times, Issue 13501, 18 July 1896, Page 2 (Supplement)

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Untitled Southland Times, Issue 13501, 18 July 1896, Page 2 (Supplement)

Untitled Southland Times, Issue 13501, 18 July 1896, Page 2 (Supplement)