Page 4 Advertisements Column 1

Southland Times, Issue 8046, 29 June 1885, Page 4

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.Sunday-school; teacher j ' Now, Johnny, is iti wrong* to steal 7' Johnny : • Yes, mnm? ' Why; is it wiong V ' You m'£htget caught.' -At the Vassar College Creed moor ranges they have a ground pit. The only girl allowed out: is the one that has to shoot. .Two dudee attended a^unday-school picnic. One got left; and tn« other dia not. How so? Answer .: One kissed the misses and the other missed the kisses. ' A Philadelphia' woman sara ehe was kissel by as pi jit at a seance. That sensation must be almost as gxa'ifyiag as being hugged by a ghost of a chance. At the theatre ; — lndignant old gentleman^ toycunsc lady who has been jabbering at the lop of her voice : ' This talking is abomia* able. Nobody can hear a word.' Young lady: 'That's just what I was telling Miss Smith, here. Those actors ke?p up such a rsclset on the Btege that yoa cau't bear eeUfpsak, 1 Mki- Smith, 'is ague catching, 3nstHket.be measles?' ' ;-o, my liUls deah. What made you think so 1 ' • Ooz, when you was bere the other night, you know, petting s sister Jane, when she had the ague, ma said, after you'd= gone, that you wa& no goad and hadn't got any money, and that Jane had better give you f he shake. I thought maybe it was catching. 1 • You say he has two wive* V 'Yes/ 'Are they both alive ? ' • Or. yes j live in th ! s city. 1 • Well, why in the world doa't they arrest him for bigamy?' 'They can'ti' 'Cai't? why, couldn't it bo .proved I ' 'Yes, it could be but they . coul<Jn't arrest him 1 'That's .r.oasense f. certainly they could.' «iso they couldn't. 1 ,'\Wel', I should like to know why.' • 'Gause he's dead,'

Cars well Whits and Co. ■iTiAHbW-B-iil/, WHITS AND 00 VA AUCTIONEER, LAND, STOCK, AND STATION •--•.•..- AOR-NTS WOOL AND ©BAIN BBOKIBS fHB ORESOEHT, IHYEBdARQILL Gawk sdvances made on wool, grain, aad kitato ot fana .and statioa produce plftoe& is their kaada for. sde, sitter intht <oeal marfaßtj or for sMpmeac to Atwtxaliii ei . . Bsgala? Weekly Sales of Eoises b&Vtlxua of Waigg yards, Pee etraot) on Sittifdftti' at IT o'clock eJiarp, •■ ' ; Fsrlodic&i «sl8« of siifißpakins, Hldai,!*! | io*, etc, •■""■ ' • • . . ! Mousy to lead oa Ireeiiold eecoritie* aurrent ?stes. • " . Agents for the Oblonial Investment aiid\pency , Company of N.Z., Limited. I^HjtJ Undersigned have for sale (od ■tL kaad snd to arrive^--- --; ObMaacke (Oftlciitta'a • Bjland's Feacing WUt QalyiUtttefca Iroa ■■-- ;• BcoSngF?lt " KooX Salt BihdiKg Wirs ; GaJvatJiised T7iis Sheep Kettlag .'.'•■■ Binding Twine Gang Ploughs ■ Sulky Flougha Clover &hd: G mss Secdn C&EAEING BALE. Near Harrington's Crotsing and Benmore Hotel. OIT TUESDAY, 30th JUNE, - \ At 1 o'clock. pAT?SWBI.ti, "WHITE Atf D CO.- have reKJ ■ ceived instruct" ons from 1 Mr J. Tr^vithick, who is leaving ihe district, to sell by auction as iboVe, and' without reserve, horses, cows,' implenents, furniture, <fec, as under : — . I DK AUGHT GELDING- ' ■i DRAUGHT MARE, with-foal " . -I TEAELING ' Q QUIET COWS, near calving ' PIGS AND POULTKY -i TIP DEAY ICHAFP-CUTTEo, PLOUGHS, HAEEOWS, SADDLES AND BRIDLES,' .*. COBNSACKS,- POTATOES, and all •'*■ HOUSEHOLD FUENITUBE. On account of another vendor— 5 COWS & HEIFEES, close to calving,' in good condition •Entries of stock for this sale from oilier attiesarf sow being received by tbe ftuctiou-