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'•f —a sX and Sinker News Item! ' Two world's fishing records were created at Mission Bay last week. Pint, a giant Marlin, was caught by MajorTim,the well-known film star and . co-respondent. Aided by Dynamite'and Ptipuke - Water; he shot the ocean giant with a' Chicago sub-machine gun. - Making sure the big fish was dead,the gallant Major attached the ’ hook and line and posed for the newspaper boys and autograph fans. The second catch was by the well-known revival fire missionary, Rupert Ru. Difficulty was encountered, ia.landttfif the monster •but, fortunately help came from the nearby "Givcdbem the bird’* expedition. This peaty was uaakmg scientific revt arch norite' reflexes, reactions and complexes developed by; unsuspecting Eskimos after drinking. Pupuke Water. The expedition Sent willing assistance (for'a consideration and with the usual reservation of film, radio and'press rights.) We are privileged to state also, that they have discovered that Pupuke 'Water has the 3am? effect on litmus paper as home-brew and linto fliiniw, 1 h'troglyr'birv appear before the eye when they are not even on the paper. Heaven helpthe poor-Esquimos. ■; ,G However, all parties appropriately celebrated the catch and the discovery with the fishermen’s fluid, Timara. For safety's sake, they will continue to imbibe the world's finest water of life. Timaru. am JOHN cubLe Le. Bottled with loving John Reid & Co ■:.*g&asiamAnzot re by Ltd. ue, Auckland lH

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Putaruru Press, Volume XII, Issue 562, 8 March 1934, Page 7

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Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Putaruru Press, Volume XII, Issue 562, 8 March 1934, Page 7

Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Putaruru Press, Volume XII, Issue 562, 8 March 1934, Page 7