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Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 30, Issue 19, 8 March 1918, Page 2

On Christmas Eve a man who happened to be fortunate enough to win a turkey in a raffle was bringing the bird home, uncovered, when he chanced to meet his daughter. Wishing to swagger a little, he said : “My word, lass, we’ll make an attack on turkey to-morrow. This is a real Constant]nopler, this is ?” “Aw dare say it is,” replied the daughter, smiling. “But you might have asked for a Bagdad !’ ’ There are two eventful periods in the life of a woman—one when she wonders whom she w T ill choose, and the other when she wonders who will choose her, 1590,