WELL SEASONED.

Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 29, Issue 47, 19 June 1917, Page 2

WELL SEASONED.

Throughout the christening ceremony the baby smiled up beautifully into the clergyman’s face. “Well, madam,” said he to the young wife, “I must congratulate you on your little one’s behaviour. I have christened more than two thousand babies, but I never before christened one that behaved so well as yours.” The young mother smiled demurely and said, “His father and,l, “’ith a pail of water, have been practising on him for the last ten days.”