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Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 29, Issue 39, 22 May 1917, Page 7

Two neighbours had a long tion about a small spring, wtoiefc tlwr both,claimed. The judg», wnarted wt with the case, at last so'-l ; ‘‘What is the use of *o much fuse about a little watiifV' “Your honour will see the sctu us nature of the case/” replied one of the lawyers, ‘‘when I inform you that the parties are both milkmen.” ‘‘Last birthday before their marriage she gave him a book, entitled, ‘A Perfect Gentleman.’ ” « ‘‘Well ?” ‘‘Tnis year she intends giving him a book, entitled ‘Wild Animals I Have Met.’ ”

"My darling, I think of you every moment in the day.’’

“Good gracious, Clarence ! Do give some attention to your work, or you will get. the sack,” _ __ 2054.>,