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Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 25, Issue 40, 26 May 1914, Page 2

She ; “I am going to give you back our engagement ring. I can never marry you. I love another." He : "Give me his name and address.” She : "Do you want him ?” He : "No ; I want to try and sell him the ring.” Manager ; "I can’t do a thing with Smith, the new assistant. I’ve had him in throe departments, and ho dozes all day long." Proprietor : "Put him at the pyjama counter, and fasten this card on him ; ‘ Our night-clothes are of such superior quality that even the man who sells them cannot keep awake.’ "