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Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 25, Issue 40, 26 May 1914, Page 2

"Muriel,” said the old gentleman, sharply, "that young man you had in the parlour last night is dull of comprehension. All I had to do was cough when the other chaps remained too lute, and they would take the hint and depart. Did this one say anything when I coughed last night ?” "Yes,” replied the beautiful daughter. "He said the next time he called ho was going to bring you some cough-drops.”