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Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 24, Issue 19, 11 March 1913, Page 2

Tourist : “What interested me most in my Egyptian travels was the mummies.” Londoner : “Wonderful ?” Tourist : “Rather. It’s a lost art. They could never make a woman dry up like that now. If anyone thinks so, let him start on a suffragette.” . A sanitary inspector went down on dr day to inspect an old house in the Upper Ward. The old place smelt badly. Tne inspector walked about sniffing. " What a disagreeable smell !” he said, at length ; “can it be the drains ?” i The owner shook his head positively. “It canna be the drains,” he said, “because wa hevna oay,”