THROWN IN HIS WAY.

Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 24, Issue 17, 4 March 1913, Page 2

THROWN IN HIS WAY.

In Brooklyn a maiden named Dolly Had no seat and stood up in a trolley, When the car with a jerk, Got in its fine work, And her seat was the lap of young Cholly. A regular cut-up was Cholly And forthwith, beginning to jolly, He asked, with a smile, Many laps to the mile ?” But the girl only blushed, and said, “ Golly !" —"Youngstown Telegram.”

ADVICE.

First Deaf Mute : ‘“What wouM you do in a case like that ?” Second Deaf Mute ; 'l’d treat her with silent contempt ; I woaldn't move a finger when I met her.”